Sharon's First Law of... (undefined)

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Yes, as the great inventor and researcher I am, I'm finally publishing my latest law on... poops =X

*drum rolls*
Sharon's First Law of (undefined)

When you're sad, apply this law!
Tell yourself :
"Swallow your tears into your stomach and let it out from your *cough* butt!"

I know it's gross but I just love it, because I was feeling damn sad then I just came out with this "theory" XD
I might as well blog it down, who knows one day I might decide to commit suicide then I can apply this theory to save myself =X


Waiting, I was the first -_-

Anyway, the competition didn't turn out good. I lost d. If I say I joined it just to gain experience, then definitely I'm lying. I think if I say that I'm just escaping from the reality. >_> A competition is a competition, it's cruel (and good for those who won lah). But tak kisah lah, I can't go back to the past anyway, so I better go on with my life lah! (Eh, how come I sound like I'm finding reasons to cover up? o_O )


A very "artistic" photo... =.= I was like the wind! Weeeeeee!!! XD

OK, I felt really really disappointed loh. Next time, I don't wanna give myself such high hopes d T_T
Hee, but NIE~BERMIND~ NIE~BERMIND~, at least I discovered a new "theory", then I can get a chance to be nominated for Nobel Prize with this "theory"! *and the crowd vomits*

Anyway, here's a video (no, not the competition) XD Somehow I just loved this video, I loved the expression on Ah Kiam's face XD


Ignore the scratchings, I was having some allergy that day =/

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