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The V Thingy

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It all started with a pen... that vibrates with a push of a button at the end... -_- And there goes my innocence. T__T

How Not To Handle Multiple Choice Questions

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... as suggested by our lecturer for Thursday's paper.
I think I'm going mad. o_o Or I'm just constantly blur. I looked at my phone and noticed the battery was running low. Critically low. The next thing I did was to look at my laptop to check if it was plugged in. Then suddenly I realised, it's my phone battery that's dying, and not laptop. -_- And weeks ago. my phone rang for quite some time when I was on the train. I thought to myself "Hmm.. who's the one using the same ringtone as I do? Wahlao why never pick up?" I reached school, checked my phone and found out I got 3 missed calls during the period I was on the train. -_-

Applying Probability

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I say, exam is all about probability. There's a 50-50 chance of failing and passing. You pick 1 out of 4 choices in multiple choice questions. Structured questions? The rule still applies. Question : Name the mangrove plants found at zones A, B, C and D. Answer : Zone A : Rhizophora sp. Wrong. Zone B : Rhizophora sp. Wrong again. -_- Zone C : Rhizophora sp. CORRECT! (Wah, finally) Zone D : Rhizophora sp. WRONG LAAAAAAA!

Fringe

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See that hair? According to Wikipedia, Emo hair is one of the more superficial aspects of the Emo subculture. The common stereotype of emo hair is to have it worn over one eye and dyed jet-black, (although it may be dyed or streaked in many other colors). Emo hair is normally associated with long bangs over the eyes hence the term 'emo fringe.' There is no formal definition for this new hair trend of the emo community, as many variations do exist. However, Urban Dictionary attempts to define Emo hair as Any hair style with longer bangs that are parted to one side or the other; often to the right. Hmm.. what if... one day I actually have this kind of fringe? The Bumpy Smoooth Road To Emo Fringe Neat and tidy ;) *shakes head* Not emo at all. Nop. Where's my eyebrows? On the way there... Er... can someone please guide me? Don't forget to buy a tongkat when your fringe grows loooooooong. You never know when you're gonna jatuh longkang. I'm sorry but my face isn...

Wet Dream

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It started raining 30 minutes ago. Then I was reading Boonie 's blog. I read on and I read this... Hmm.. rain... Yah, it's been really rainy lately. I looked outside and I thought "Wah, heavy rain ah! 30 minutes already leh!" OK, fine. 10 seconds later, I realised, I DIDN'T CLOSE THE WINDOWS IN MY ROOM! OH FREAK! I rushed to my room and to my horror, OH. MY. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. Kill me. -_- My room was flooding. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~ My pillows were wet, bolster wet, bed wet, even the poor Duckie was dripping o_o Sorry lah, Duckie... don't cry lah... I promise I'll sayang you, k... T_T Half of my bed was wet What~ to~ do~~ Apa~ nak~ buat~~ *sigh* Get a table fan and a ceiling fan and pray that I don't get wet dream tonight. >_>

A Gift from HSBC

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This post is specially dedicated to HSBC . I would like to express my gratitude to HSBC for the wonderful gift. 30 minutes ago, someone knocked on our door. The postman was looking for my mother. It was actually a consignment for my mother, from a company called Letterman Marketing. Whoa, I wonder what's inside huh? It's fragile, and it's EXTREMELY URGENT! Since my mother wasn't home, out of curiousity, my father opened the package and OH MY GOD! IT WAS A GIFT FROM HSBC! OMG OMG OMG! OH. MY. GOD. IT'S, IT'S A PACK OF... A PACK OF CHOCOLATE! OH MY GOD! Isn't that AWESOME? The gift was such a surprise! Don't we loooooooooooooove surprises ? =D They attached a piece of note inside as well. Don't worry, we'll definitely enjoy the gift that you HSBC people sent us. =) The chocolate was sooo enjoying, soooo smooth, soooo crunchy that my teeth almost dropped off. Thank you, HSBC. ^^

Frozen

Guess what happened next? We got caught by the disciplinary teacher for secretly went up to the backstage (the scene) during the education fair. =.=

Sharon's First Law of... (undefined)

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Yes, as the great inventor and researcher I am, I'm finally publishing my latest law on... poops =X *drum rolls* Sharon's First Law of (undefined) When you're sad, apply this law! Tell yourself : "Swallow your tears into your stomach and let it out from your *cough* butt!" I know it's gross but I just love it, because I was feeling damn sad then I just came out with this "theory" XD I might as well blog it down, who knows one day I might decide to commit suicide then I can apply this theory to save myself =X Waiting, I was the first -_- Anyway, the competition didn't turn out good. I lost d. If I say I joined it just to gain experience, then definitely I'm lying. I think if I say that I'm just escaping from the reality. >_> A competition is a competition, it's cruel (and good for those who won lah). But tak kisah lah, I can't go back to the past anyway, so I better go on with my life lah! (Eh, how come I sound like I'...

i'm™ initiative

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I'm coming up with a lot of posts starting with the title "I'm ... ", eh? Heh, I know, I know. XD And now... Get it? What is i’m i’m is a new initiative from Windows Live Messenger™. Every time you start a conversation using i’m, Microsoft shares a portion of the program's advertising revenue with some of the world's most effective organizations dedicated to social causes. We've set no cap on the amount we'll donate to each organization. The sky's the limit. What you have to do now, is to click and start helping others around the world! - End of Word Spreading - = X So, I was lazying in my bed at 11 a.m. in the morning when an old lady kept knocking the lock on the gate (there's a gate and a door at the entrance of my house). I was like, so blurry, since I thought I heard those knockings in my dreams. I was having a nightmare at that time -_- (weird timing to have a nightmare at 11 a.m., I know O.o ) Looking tired, I went out of my roo...

I'm so suaku!

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suaku adj. 1. old-fashioned 2. used to describe someone who's from the mountains 3. used to describe ME! I'm so suaku! XD I've just upgraded Microsoft Office 2003 to Microsoft Office 2007 few weeks ago *cough*illegal RM5 CD-ROM*cough*. Wah, the layout looks high-tech compared to the previous version! It's so high-tech that someone so suaku like me doesn't know how to use it to the fullest. High-tech toolbar I needed to enter fractions. As the older version doesn't show the fractions the way I wanna it to be, I thought this time I might need something to make it look like ¼ instead of 1/4. *click click click* Ta-dah! Found a macro to make this thing work! Mana tau ! This popped up. Don't ask me what it is because I don't know what it is also. Then... I wasted 1 hour of my life fooling around with this thingy. And I click here and there, in the end, I saw this button. Don't mess with hi-tech stuff. They make you go nuts. =.=