Forwarded Mails

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Sometimes I find forwarded mails annoying, well, not sometimes lah, it's ALL THE TIME. >_>



You see lah, everytime I open up the inbox and I see whole row of FWD: FWD: FWD: , one or two I still don't mind, but it's berpuluh-puluh! And berpuluh-puluh can pile up to become beratus-ratus! Beratus-ratus can become berjuta-juta, berpuluhjuta-puluhjuta, beratusjuta-ratusjuta, etc. etc. etc.!

Maybe the sender never thought of the consequences, but doesn't she know that with tonnes of forwarded mails, I can die at a very very very very young GOLDEN age:
  1. I die of starvation because I spent weeks reading those never-ending mails without eating and drinking.
  2. I die of dehydration (refer to no. 1).
  3. I get squashed by so many mails and unable to find my way out of the pile.
  4. I get heart attack by some stupid screaming and lame attempt at scaring people. (AHHHH!)
  5. The Internet bill is so expensive and when I look at the bill, I kena heart attack and die immediately. O_O


    Total amount needed to be paid: All Your Property

  6. I kena electrified because my mouse rosak for scrolling too much, I am so angry that I smack the mouse and my anger grows, not only I smack the mouse, I smack the monitor, CPU, etc. etc. as well. In the end, I kena sot! =S
  7. The sender cursed me =(



  8. Some people sent me virus and the virus spread to my body! T_T (Oh wait, how can the virus get to me? I'm not a computer! o_O )
  9. I get so estatic for looking at some cute guys that I die of shock. (Kesiannya...)


    Kim Jeong Hoon (He is sooooo cute!)

  10. And the list goes on and on...
So, please people, think before you click on that forward button. Think of your loved ones. ='(

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