Of Mountains, Environmental Education and Zero Waste

Sometimes I find forwarded mails annoying, well, not sometimes lah, it's ALL THE TIME. >_> You see lah, everytime I open up the inbox and I see whole row of FWD: FWD: FWD: , one or two I still don't mind, but it's berpuluh-puluh ! And berpuluh-puluh can pile up to become beratus-ratus ! Beratus-ratus can become berjuta-juta , berpuluhjuta-puluhjuta , beratusjuta-ratusjuta , etc. etc. etc.! Maybe the sender never thought of the consequences, but doesn't she know that with tonnes of forwarded mails, I can die at a very very very very young GOLDEN age: I die of starvation because I spent weeks reading those never-ending mails without eating and drinking. I die of dehydration (refer to no. 1). I get squashed by so many mails and unable to find my way out of the pile. I get heart attack by some stupid screaming and lame attempt at scaring people. (AHHHH!) The Internet bill is so expensive and when I look at the bill, I kena heart attack and die immediately. O_O Tot...

Just log on to Friendster, MySpace, MSN messenger, yada yada yada, one can find tonnes of self-shot photos of teenage girls (and gays guys). The similarities of all these photos are : most photos are taken from odd angles heavy make-up these people have the same posture - one, two, and five.* Is this a trend or what? O_O Gosh... even Mr. Skeleton living in the school Science lab do that! Just that he doesn't put on make up. Mr. Skeleton : Hi~ I'm Skeleton~ Call me Ton Ton~ He looked excited! And uh.. what's with the hand? o_O Number ONE!!!!111!!satu!!ichi!!! Waah~ so sweeeet~ Mr. Skeleton : Yaa!! I wonder... if Mr. Skeleton... "Eeyeehhh~~ Call me Ton Ton~!" ... okok, TON TON *rolls eyes* a He? Or is he a She?? Or maybe... *cough*gay*cough*?? What say you? ._.

*clears throat* Good morning everybody, today we have invited guests to our show! They are both very talented poets! Let us present youuuuu~~ Ms. Eggie and Ms. Kiam Bee! E & K : Thank you, thank you. Before we start, we would like to read you a poem. 你的微笑， When you smile, 全场晕掉。 everybody faints. 回眸一笑， When you turn your head back and smile, 全场死翘翘。 everybody dies terribly. 你一 ki siao , When you ki siao , 全场…… everybody...... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 跑掉!!! revives and RUNNNNNNNN!!!

What happens when your brain constipate?