生物课 - 肺活量

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在家里，我是最会保护及利用肺的人。我喜欢讲废话，尤其是冷笑话。这么废的我是从高中3开始的，因为我认识了那堆奇怪的东西也就是我的好朋友。妈妈每次骂我废，我就会开始了我的「肺道理」。“你们怎么都不好好利用你们的“肺”呢？每个人都有两个“肺”，要好好用它才可以，不然会坏掉的。我是一个有“肺”的人，而且还有两个呢！要我教你们怎么用吗？第一，从废开始。第二，也是从废开始。第三，还是从废开始。”


- 我猪猪老公张鎂娴 XD

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