Never mess with your teacher's name

Never ever make fun of a teacher's name, especially during his/her lessons.

I have this habit of passing notes when I'm bored during class. And this habit of mine struck again this afternoon.

The witch English teacher, Ms. Irene was casting magic powder that made us sleepy, as usual, with her pouty lips with pink lipstick. She was discussing the exam paper with us.

She wanted to write commit on the whiteboard, but she started with comn instead.

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Then she mumbled, "What's wrong with me today? I keep writing m as n!"

As the usual me, I got naughty again. I wrote her last name, originally Lyn as Lymm on the last page of my exam paper and showed it to MK and KK.

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Not satisfied, I wrote Ireme somemore. I passed my exam paper to the girls again. Ms. Irene turned over and she asked "What are you girls passing? You love passing things around so much... why don't you pass it to me?"

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And, she took the paper from me and had a look. -_-

How can I be so suey right?

I had this adrenaline rush and I started sweating. I didn't even know if I'm allowed to graduate from the school if she saw that! Wah wah wah wah wah, she kept flipping the exam papers, as she proceeded, the sweat droplet on my forehead got bigger and bigger. The 3 of us stared at Ireme and Lymm anxiously.

We didn't want to die at such a young age, really~ T_T

HO KA ZAI! Really AK³ ah! Ang Kong Kia Kueh ah!

She returned me the papers before she flipped to the last page which I wrote Ireme and Lymm! Well, actually I kinda snatched it back ._.

My heart was like lub dub lub dub dub lub dub dub lub lub dub dub dub lub lub, jumping like maaaaaaaaaad and my palm was all wet!

Luckily she didn't find out, I wonder if I'll still be alive and blog about this if she really really found out. Like the Cantonese saying goes, "Dim sei dou mm ji!" (How I die also don't know!)

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